The Funky Spunk Diary

Wherever you may be, I hope you’re getting some good weather. Today was one of the first days where it was warm enough to go outside in shorts…

I just wanted to share with everyone how magical this time is… especially because all those hot women have been covered up for over 6 months in their winter clothes. And now they want to show off as much skin as possible… they don’t want to show a little at a time, they want to strip down to their g-strings and show you all leg!

Well, it was definitely one of those days today…. sitting at a cafe enjoying some good lunch while soaking up the sun, I was able to spot a lot of long legs walking by, nicely exposed for me to view.

Thoughts of silky smooth skin were dancing in my head… oh yea, summer is here and here come the beauties! Hope you had a great day today like that…

More to follow in a few days!

Unless you’re in California, I suspect there aren’t that many bleach blonde bombshells walking around your neighborhood. Am I wrong? So its refreshing when I see two cuties with pornstar blond hair sucking some cock together. What’s better is that they not only suck it together, but they play with and share the load of man juice!

Check out Carla and Katy, two very cute blonds playing with white gold!

When I watched these clips, all I could think about is the force at which that spunk hit the back of Jamie’s throat!! I mean, take a look at the money shot and you will see how fast and powerful that cum is shooting to the back of her throat. It’s awesome!

A girl who can take a load, or in this case 5 loads, and have it hit the back of her mouth with full force like she was going through some powerwash, is a girl after my heart! LOL The best part is that she doesn’t flinch like most newbie stars in this business. Don’t you just hate when the girl turns away and it hits her ear or her cheek? Damn it slut, its supposed to hit those tonsils!!!

Just watch Jamie Huxley take it like a pro!

If you’ve been with the Spunk Diary throughout the last year, y’all know that I get hung up on certain slutty porn starlets! Well, it’s that time again… I can’t get enough of this Stephanie chick. She’s hot, she’s horny, and she’s slutty!

Just check out these sweet photos of Stephanie and tell me you don’t agree!?

Here is Stephanie with her friend Alexus.
Here is Stephanie alone with some cock!

Woah! Ok, so I just checked out DVDTube…. yup, you guessed it, another site that looks like YouTube but full of porn. That’s great.

You want better? Well, check this out… DVDTube has content geared for all of us facial cumshot lovers! OH YEA! Check out cumshot DVDTube here. Use this link to get a total membership for just $1 … I just watched an awesome mind-blowing facial clip!

I don’t know how some hot twins decide to go into porn together, but I’m not complaining!! Maybe it goes something like this:

Hey, let’s get naked together…and since we’re naked, why don’t we share some cock too?

And so, that’s how it starts… This is why I love sets of twins that decide to go into the industry together and want to be the best double-take possible… I mean we have the Simpson twins, Cali Marie & Cherish, Milton twins, Texas twins, Spice twins and more…

If you want your fill of twins, err maybe I should say if you want TO FILL UP some twins, then you got plenty of choices.

Today, I want to share with you some hot new twins: Cali Marie & Cherish as they take on two cocks that are obviously too big for them. But they’re troopers and they take that cock with pleasure. Check it out!

I love a good little slut that likes to take her man’s cock deep into her throat. Sometimes you meet a girl who just chokes up on your cock and can only take it a little bit, but once in a while you get real lucky and meet up a horny slut who wants to take you balls deep. Now that’s a quality night for ya!

Check out some good deepthroating here

Oh yea, sometimes you just want to live out your fantasy and invite your buddies to share it with you! hahah… say what? Well, yea, let’s say your touring the far east, and you happen to meet this HOT asian chick… wouldn’t you want to just shoot your load all over her? Well, so do your buddies… and you know these asians will do anything to eat cock, cuz they love it!

Check out this one as she eats loads of cum!

Allrighty… time for some fun spunk! I just love women who love to get multiple cumshots. Since most of us are not able to cum 3 or 4 times in less than a minute, what better way to satisfy that urge than by inviting your friends over to cover your girls face!

Check out this sluttly blond as she takes 3 hard cocks and loads of cum all over her face!

Wouldn’t it be nice if all women knew the rules of the one-night hookup? Now, we’ve all seen the courses that are offered to women to give a better blowjob, or learn how to properly give a striptease, or how to give an erotic massage…

Those are all great lessons which we can benefit from, but there should be a course that goes a little something like this (A friend of mine gave me this idea so I’m just expanding and borrowing it here…)

1. How to Striptease
2. How to give a great massage
3. How to followup with an awesome blow-job
4. Now we’re done, let’s not cuddle
5. How to leave without waking me up

So this should be the 5-step program to a great one-night hookup… oh if only all them girls were so educated in this art form. Here are a couple of sluts that no exactly how to do all of the above. Check out Hailey as she gives us a demonstration of how to properly hook up then leave!

OK, well I just found this site that follows the now-famous site Pure18, dedicated to sluts who just turned legal and want to show off everything they can do on camera.

If you don’t know what site I’m talking about, then you have to visit Girls of Pure18, as it will give you a great idea of the talent that is on the pay-site Pure18.

Don’t be shy, go check it out, you won’t be disappointed!

Yes, she is hot. Yes she’s also got that sexiness about her. And Yes, she’s a nasty little slut. Aurora Snow also appears in the movie “Not the Brady’s XXX“…. which is HOT, if you haven’t checked it out. I keep my copy on instant replay!

Well, I’ve got Aurora Snow showing off that cum-drenched slutty side of hers. She loves to take a huge load on her face, and I’m not complaining!

Well, shit, its almost 2008 and I can’t believe the Funky Diary has been around for a year! Its been a great ride… although I am sorry I didn’t post too much shit over the summer, but a lot of shit happened….

Well, 2008 is looking to be much better, so why not start with some nasty-ass hardcore cumshots, just to give you a preview of some funky things that will appear on the diary.

Check out some favorite cumshots that should be on a list of “Top 10 Cumshots of 2007″….

10. Rachel and Sativva
9. Charley’s audition is more than she bargained for!
8. Julia gets a slow and sticky shot
7. Veronique Vega, just because she jerks it herself!!
6. Stephanie at Pure18, because she looks so happy covered in cum!
5. Jordan gets her titties covered!
4. Jezebelle Bond gets a thick and sticky cumshot
3. Melissa Lauren takes a mouthfull
2. Face drenched Taylor Rain doesn’t mind being covered in cum
And…. the number one cumshot… at least that’s my view… if you don’t agree, then fuck you! hahah!
1. Jenna Haze & Aurora Snow share a little snowball!

Looking forward to another cum-drenched year in 2008!

Today I’m in a nasty mood. Not nasty like I’m upset, but rather I was wanting to see some dirty-ass slut acting really dirty… well, I didn’t have to look for long. Good thing there are plenty of sluts out there that just want to push the limits of what they’re willing to do.

Just check out Daria Glover who gets right down and dirty on some big cock. She loves it hard down her throat, pussy, then ass. But the real nasty slut side of her comes out at the end when she takes a nice and juicy creampie up her ass… but wait, she then eats it up right off the cock.

Just like it was glazing on a popsicle, she eats her own ass creampie. Gotta love those nasty sluts. Check out Daria Glover eat the stuffing…

Ever have one of those weekends where you’ve got a friend in town who just said, “I have no limits”??? Well, check out this hot set of friends that visited for the weekend. We got some wild body paint and did all the girls up in hot leopard and zebra patterns… these hotties were willing to slather on the paint then get fucked like wild animals…

Talk about a hot outdoor scene, full of wild girls ready to do anything…